Title: A Day in the Life of Gregory House
Rating: Mostly PG-13, but wee lil' R.
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D., nor the characters. I make no money from this.
Summary: You choose your way through House's day.
Author's Note: My first attempt at this. More to come if it works out well. Enjoy it because, really, who doesn't love choose your own adventures?


You did it once again. You’ve pissed off Cuddy and now you’re in the Clinic. So, what are you going to do now?

Exam room two is your favorite because it’s in the back, so you head there. Nurse Brenda sees you approaching and she cocks an eyebrow as she extends a file to you.

You take the file and give her a forced smile. She forces a smile back and you remember just how much you can’t stand her.

“I hope you don’t mind the smell of vomit,” she tells you.

“As long as it smells better than that perfume you’re wearing, I should be fine,” you retort and make your way toward the exam room, but not before slipping the file into the pile on the desk.

A smirk crosses your face as you limp toward exam room two empty handed. You shut yourself in there for the next hour without interruption. However, it isn’t long before Cuddy opens the door.

She’s angry, which makes her look even hotter than usual. Her hand plants itself on her hip as she sends a glare your way. You:

A. Make a sexual comment.

B. Let her speak first.